Out of the mouths of some primadonna babes
Acting like they’ve been around since the pre-Madonna age
She don’t wanna age, she’s at the top of these
Living a dream as a queen of philosophy
She thinks she deserves to share her thoughts with me
But she don’t own intellectual property
And possibly she’s had life experience
But don’t give her critique, you’ll find out how your hearing is
Please, she’s nearing this new horizon
Where she feels she is the hope in life crisis
And if you let her help, you’ll start to wonder, might this
Be more for her than me…I don’t like this
She’s so righteous, always ahead of us
Depending on her mood, it’s them instead of us
She got it all together, don’t even mention
On second thought, she’ll like the attention

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Please, you really think you’re something
You got that thing we’re loving
So glad you’re in this world
Just to make it better

Head high on a neck with adornments
He’s such a player, all the rest should just forfeit
No one can knock his ego out of orbit
He can’t relate to a poor kid
Privilege of business his family made
Brand new jeans is a family trait
He may never work, he can’t handle the ache
Hands with green face make his family fake
Please, and his life is much better than mine
Star quality, I don’t shine
If I’m around, he pays me no mind
Won’t make eye contact the whole time
He’s so fine to the ladies in waiting
No debating, he’s so Swayze
And all that means is that I can see through him
We both know just what the boy’s doing

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And I’m a real big fan/don’t worry ‘bout who I am

I’m so glad that you’re on this planet
You’re so wonderful, I can’t stand it
I gotta say I’m a real big fan
Do you take compliments from a mere man?

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